"Why are you calling me now?"
"I just wanted to tell you that I wrote a new article that I thought you'd like, called 'How to Spread Love This Valentine's Day.'"
"Well, okay, save me some time: how do you spread love this Valentine's Day?"
"Well, you grab love's thighs . . ."
February 7, 2009.
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