"Hello. How have you been?"
"I was fine until about five seconds ago. What do you want, you sick pervert?"
"I was hoping, in the spirit of the season, that we could let go of the past -- start fresh -- so I called to tell you how to spread cheer at the holidays, sort of a peace offering."
"Well, you grab cheer's right thigh with your left hand,"
December 1, 2009.
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